My guys.

Duncan does not know how to jump.  He cannot jump on the couch.  He cannot jump on the daybed.  When he irritates Jock, Jock just jumps on the couch.  Duncan can't reach him.  So he walks around in front of the couch whining.  For a little dog that was so scared of even being held, he has made a place for himself.  Now he loves to be held and cuddled.  he loves running around the yard and barking at the birds.  He takes great pleasure in barking at Daisy's squirrel.  I have to go out and pick him up and put him in the house.  My back door has a step that is about 10 inches from floor to ground and he can't jump into the house.  Likewise, when he goes out, I have to pick him up and set him on the ground.  He must have had a miserable life before he got to me.  Not miserable now.  He eats the best dog food, has great snacks, lives in an air conditioned house.  He sleeps on a quilt folded and put on the floor while I am at work.  And I cannot get him house broken.  I spend a lot of my time mopping.  Luckily, I do not have carpet.  My floors are concrete and tile.  I go through a lot of chlorox.